have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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