16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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