Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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