I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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