i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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