i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
So vagazzling was a success
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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