I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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