i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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