He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
please don't ironically join a cult
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