I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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