Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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