Only a mothe r could love this liver
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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