Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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