Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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