I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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