You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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