It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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