I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
The feeling are messing with the penis
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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