The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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