Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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