I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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