This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I have feelings that need drinking.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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