come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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