i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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