Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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