White coat. Heels.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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