on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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