If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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