im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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