I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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