There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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