So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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