Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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