She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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