they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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