When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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