I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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