There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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