Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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