from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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