The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I think my vagina is haunted
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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