Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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