my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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