Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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