My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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