he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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