She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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