four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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