So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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