Whatcha textin bout Willis?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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