so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
