I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
