i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
